Are you tired of being diluted like a weak old stock? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing being diluted is the creepers’ explosive power! Our server is so lit, even Elon Musk would invest in it (if he wasn’t too busy sending cars to space). Join us and experience a world where the only scam you’ll encounter is trying to trade a diamond for a piece of dirt. Trust us, this server is more stable than a stablecoin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY