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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Secret Passages Found: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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