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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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