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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Ores Mined: 6600
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Emeralds Found: 7701
Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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