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LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Starblocks

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Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4038

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	3067
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	304
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Crops Grown:	9752	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	1153	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	910
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3422
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Potions Brewed:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7143

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Potions Brewed:	123
Love Letters Sent:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	5253

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5