Worldly Countries Minecraft SMP

borders, citizenship, colonies, Countries, Diplomacy, foreign relations, geography, Global, Government, INDEPENDENCE, International, Minecraft, nation-states, national identity, Nations, Politics, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, united nations, vassal states, world, worldly

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where only countries exist! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, here you can build entire nations and conquer your enemies with your superior block-placing skills.

Join us and become the ruler of your own country, complete with a flag, national anthem, and even a parliament made out of Minecraft blocks. Want to start a war with your neighbor over a patch of land? Go for it! Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and enchanted armor for the ultimate battle.

But beware, there are vassal states and colonies lurking around, looking to overthrow your rule and claim your territory as their own. Will you be able to defend your country and emerge victorious in this crazy world of Minecraft geopolitics?

So come on, join us and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft diplomat and warrior. Only on this Minecraft SMP, where countries reign supreme and chaos is just a block away.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	4572
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	249	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchantments Applied:	51
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	5040	Potions Brewed:	158

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Items Found:	5197	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	4136	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	257446

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	166

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Second Season Snubbed

CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, cult classic, deserving, deserving of renewal, disappointed fans, fan favorite, long overdue, missed opportunity, Overlooked, Potential, Renewal, Season, Second season, series, Show, snubbed, television, TV, Underrated, unfinished business, unjustly ended

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!