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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7832	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

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Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	253
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FoodieNightmares

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Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	16
Alien Abductions:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ores Mined:	7276
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

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Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Emeralds Found:	8766
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	277
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ToddlerTangoCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2