Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	170
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Items Found:	2702
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	92
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	152	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!