LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Crops Grown: 4757
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Mines Excavated: 2004 Zombie Dances: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dimension Hops: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Dimension Hops: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 300 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Animals Bred: 197 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 92 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Animals Bred: 87 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 401 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Zombie Dances: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Runes Activated: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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