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McCrafty’s Fast Food Frenzy

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our server speed is the delivery time of your favorite fast food chain in your country! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and DELICIOUS surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world where every block was made of their favorite fast food items. They built a castle out of PIZZA slices, rode a rollercoaster made of HOT DOGS, and even battled a dragon made of FRENCH FRIES. It was a feast for the eyes and the stomach!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as ADDICTIVE as your favorite fast food chain, look no further! Join us today and let the FOODIE fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Commonwealth Crafters: Where Pixels Rule and Fun is Guaranteed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are objectively the best option for Commonwealth! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

Take on the role of a leader and show the Commonwealth what true leadership looks like! Only you can provide the guidance and direction they need.
Forget about destroying technology just because your son is evil – that’s so last season! Join us and embrace the power of technology created by The Institute.
Did you know that many of The Institute scientists are actually good people? They don’t even agree with the Father on everything! Plus, they can cure supermutants, create artificial people and animals, make teleport technology, and so much more!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Commonwealth like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ZOGcraft: Where Even the Creepers LOL at Your Builds

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of society and join a community of anti-oxidant enthusiasts!

Are you tired of aging and feeling like everything is ruining your health? Well, fear not because on our server, we have discovered the secret to slowing down aging through the power of KEKOLDING!

Join us as we embark on a quest to find the best anti-oxidants in the virtual world of Minecraft. Forget NAC and astaxanthin, on our server, we have supercharged anti-oxidants that will make you feel younger than ever before.

And the best part? No ZOG forcing cuckold shit on your screen here! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and defy aging with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Stone Age to Steve Age

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	156	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	3773
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PixelPeen Palace: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Epic Builds: Our players have created some insane structures that will blow your mind! From towering castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of things to marvel at.

2. Treasure Hunts: We’ve hidden chests filled with rare loot all over the server. Can you find them all? Rumor has it that one lucky player stumbled upon a diamond sword with enchantments so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one hit!

3. PvP Battles: Test your skills in our intense PvP arenas, where only the strongest survive. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be sent back to respawn with your tail between your legs?

4. Custom Plugins: We’ve got plugins that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the Nether filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Crusaders

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft Melons Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

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Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!

So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCreeperz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the quest for academic research on video games takes a hilarious turn! Forget boring old sources like GDC and GameStudies.org, join us for a wild ride through the world of DiGRA!

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. Who needs self-determination theory when you can have a blast with us?

Join now and uncover the mysteries of DiGRA, where “papers” are just junior high school essays in disguise. Dive deep into the world of gamegate and discover the WACKIEST research you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs legitimate research when you can have a laugh with us?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crops Grown:	5432	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery

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Are you tired of getting griefed by girls on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where girls are banned for being mean! We’ve got a strict no mean girls policy that will ensure your gaming experience is drama-free and full of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes! Join now and hunt down this majestic beast for riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground Disco Party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks! Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the magic, mystery, and mayhem that await you? Join today and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ores Mined:	5770
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	143	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ores Mined:	8356	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Towns Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3