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Departed MMORPG

Alchemy, Archer, Classes, Cooking, Cross-Play, Fishing, Guild system, Healer, Mage, MCMMO, mmorpg, Party System, pay to win, Player plots, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Smithing, spell cards, Survival, unique food, Vanilla, warrior, weapons

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Features: – Player Plots – No Pay to Win at all! – 2000+ Unique food – 100+ Weapons – 100+ Spell cards – 10+ different unique professions – 10+ unique classes/jobs – Advanced party system – Advanced guild system – Plots – quests

Departed RPG is a reimagining of the classic MMORPG, in Departed RPG you are encouraged to build your own play style. Play as a healer and tactically keep your party alive, snipe players and monsters from super long ranges as an archer with snipers and bows. Tank all sorts of damages as the warrior or trap your foe and fight close. Become a mage that can summon meteors. With over 100+ spell cards, you can weave spells outside of your class to use in battle. Party up together, PvP or fight monsters, fish, cook, smelt, smith, treasure hunt, alchemy, everything is unique! Come play free!

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Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bitchmade.., CONTENT, cow, Creation, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Marketing, Moo, nigga, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Realm, search, Seo, tags, Tales, traffic, Website

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	4803
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8542
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	261	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Animals Bred:	93	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4550	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Farms Harvested:	675

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Falling into the Void:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	247	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Animals Bred:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
New Chunks Explored:	817858	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	484
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ores Mined:	1757

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1635	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18