Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit? | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Inner Voice Volume Boost

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5579

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farms, java, landscapes, Map, Mature, Moderators, Perfectum, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, rule, smp, Survival, villagers

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mines Excavated:	1943	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FastingFrenzyCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7856	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	312
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

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Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

UNIFILgateRage

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come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Wacky Town Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18