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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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