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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 13 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Dragons Tamed: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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