Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

Alliance, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military exercises, north korean, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6251	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farms, java, landscapes, Map, Mature, Moderators, Perfectum, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, rule, smp, Survival, villagers

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Mines Excavated:	1287
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	877258
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

Armor Set Search, creeper, databases, Empress Edition, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, Minecraft, monster hunter, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, release date trailer, slayer, smp, squad, Steam, Steam Deck, Sunbreak TU Info, vg play

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, bridal drama, BridalDramaCraft, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid duties, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dress mishap, dress selection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, logistical nightmare, maid of honor, Minecraft, misunderstandings, outsider perspectives, Server, vendor selection, venue selection, wedding date, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FastingFrenzyCraft

band member, Confrontation, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSMENT, fasting, FastingFrenzyCraft, high school, intervention, invasion of privacy, marching band, passed out, Religion, Rude, School, senior year, sick, social media, standing up, Support

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

awkward body language, awkward conversation, awkward encounters, awkward jokes, awkward pauses, awkward situations, awkward timing, awkward tone, AwkwardCraft, Body language, communication styles, conversation dynamics, cringy, forced small talk, inappropriate topics, lack of chemistry, misunderstandings, nervous laughter, personal boundaries, social anxiety, social cues, uncomfortable silence

Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

UNIFILgateRage

Attack, COMPOUND, Conflict, destroy, injured, international relations, Israeli forces, lebanon, main gate, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, SECURITY, UN, UN peacekeeping, Unifil, UNIFILgateRage, united nations, violence

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Wacky Town Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, character-driven, comedy, crime, detective, humor, investigation, Japan, Logic, Manga, Math, Minecraft, Mystery, problem solving, quirky, School, Server, slice of life, Soredemo Machi Wa Mawatteiru, TOWN, Unique, useless, Wacky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	4937

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

alarm clock, alarm tag, alarm use, Anon, anon alarm clock, anon clock, anon use, Anons, Call, clock anon, clock tag, clock use, long tail tag, Minecraft, smp, use alarm clock, use long tail, wake, which alarm clock

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CoverCraftMuslimLand

body image, catcalling, Communication, CoverCraftMuslimLand, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Harassment, Insecurity, Modest clothing, modesty, Muslim country, peer pressure, Respect, self esteem, travel, women’s trip

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2