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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 427
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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