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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Potions Brewed: 111 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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