What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Void Gems Collected:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3959
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6351
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9222	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	76
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	1661
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.