What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

CatCraft: Not Your Purrrsonal Shop

3. kids, adoption, Backflip, cat supplies, CatCraft, COLLAR, Fixed, found cat, Guilt, microchipped, missing cat, new cat, petco, Purrrsonal, receipts, REWARD, Shop, single mom, stray cat, Trauma, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vaccines, vet visit

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as finding a stray cat doing backflips? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the time we found a lost cat and ended up on a cat-catching adventure!

Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you questioning your morals just like when we returned the cat and got rewarded with $500, only to be asked for receipts for cat vaccines later on. Talk about a plot twist!

Join now for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a cat escaping from a car twice in one day. Who knows what kind of unexpected events will happen next? Don’t miss out on the drama and join today!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

anxiety-inducing situations, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward situations, awkward social situations, AwkwardAF, daily discomfort, daily unease, discomfort triggers, everyday discomfort, everyday stressors, feeling uneasy, Minecraft, smp, social anxiety, social discomfort, stress triggers, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uneasy feelings

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	877034
Dimension Hops:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	270	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you gotta follow all these rules and act all proper and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, bruh.

First of all, we got a pet chicken named Gerald who runs the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right, a chicken in charge. He’s got a monocle and a top hat, so you know he means business.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny hidden somewhere in the server. Whoever finds it gets to rule the server for a day and make everyone wear pink armor.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want some crazy fun, join us now! Just be prepared for the chaos, bro.

CreeperCrazeMC

Alarming, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCrazeMC, creepy, disquieting, Disturbing, eerie, fact, goosebumps, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Emeralds Found:	7097
Endless Night Skies:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a secret dungeon filled with killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Yeah, it’s like a fluffy death trap waiting to happen! But don’t worry, if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted carrot that gives you super speed and the ability to fly for 10 minutes. So come join us and test your luck in the bunny laser dungeon of doom!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

aggression, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, Delusional, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Latvian foreign minister, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Server, sustain, territorial dispute, ukraine war

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia thinking they can sustain war in ukraine but they just delusional man. our foreign minister, who is actually a talking llama, will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server. beware of the evil villagers who steal all your diamonds and the creepers who just want to blow everything up for fun. but fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of rainbow unicorn farts. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, because why not?

GreenlandNot4SaleCraft

Arctic, controversy, Danish PM, Diplomacy, donald trump jr, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, GreenlandNot4SaleCraft, international relations, ISLAND, Négotiation, ownership, Politics, response, sale, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Visit, visitation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2941	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2010	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally not for sale, just like Greenland, ya know? but unlike Greenland, this server is like, super cool and totally worth joining. like, imagine if Donald Trump Jr visited this server, he would be like, “whoa, this place is way better than Greenland!”

we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server. like, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items and mobs. and don’t even get me started on the giant diamond castle in the sky that you can only access by riding a flying pig.

plus, the Danish PM totally loves this server. he’s always online, building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. so if you wanna be as cool as the Danish PM, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, you won’t regret it. #NotForSaleButTotallyWorthIt

Jogging Elite vs Middling | Marathon Training Fun

athletic performance, athletic training, data analysis, Elite, elite runners, Endurance, exercise physiology, fitness goals, Fun, Jogging, long distance running, Marathon, marathon runners, middling, middling runners, peak performance, performance levels, Physical fitness, race preparation, running strategies, running techniques, speed training, sports science, Training, training intensity

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

so like, u wanna be an elite runner in minecraft? well dis server is da place to be cuz we got da secret sauce to make u run like da wind, baby! we got data showin dat da key to bein a top runner is how much time u spend joggin, so we gonna make u jog til ur legs fall off! join us and become a marathon master, leavin all dem other players in da dust! trust us, dis server will have u runnin circles around da competition in no time!

Ember Wing

Adventure, base, BUILD, Community, Discord, Economy, Ember, Ember wing, Explore, friendly community, Fun, game modes, Join, night, Regular Events, Resources, Server Rules, smp, Start, Survival, Thriving Community, WING

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to Emberwing!

IP Address	Whitelist
Version	1.21.4

Discord: https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE

Explore a World Like No Other!

Why Choose Us?

Economy System: Build your empire with our balanced economy.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community with active staff ready to help.
Regular Events: Participate in exciting events and win awesome prizes!

Game Modes:

Survival: Gather resources, build your base, and survive the night.

Join Us Today!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join Emberwing and become part of a thriving community where the fun never stops. Whether you’re here to build, explore, or dominate, there’s a place for you in our world.

Server Rules:

Be respectful to all players.
No griefing or stealing.
Use appropriate language.
No cheating or exploiting bugs.
Have fun and enjoy the game!

Ready to Start Your Adventure?

Join our Discord at https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE to get started. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Emberwing – Your Adventure Begins Here!

EcoCraft Wildlands 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, corporate, Diversity, EcoCraft, Entertainment, girl groups, Inclusivity, Kiri Kilovolt, Management, Marketing, Media, mixed groups, Music (Industry), Operation, ownership, promotions, publicity, success, talent agency, underrepresented talent, Wildlands

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
New Chunks Explored:	536986	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy mixed up world of boy and girl groups, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, they got an all girls wave, like whoa, girls ruling the Minecraft world, that’s some next level stuff right there. And guess what, the server is run by Brave Group, but they only talk about two talents, Kiri Kilovolt and Bonnie Barkswell, like what about the rest of the crew? It’s a total mystery, man, you gotta join and unravel the secrets of this wacky server. It’s like a virtual rabbit hole of madness, but in a good way, you feel me?

ShortFilmCritique Minecraft Server

artistic expression, constructive criticism, creative process, critique, Defensiveness, festival selections, film festivals, filmmaking, filmmaking budget, Honesty, independent film, learning experience, Minecraft, partner, passion project, Server, short film, ShortFilmCritique, student project, Support, valuable feedback

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchantments Applied:	229	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Towns Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Animals Bred:	127	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rough and unpolished as a student film? Look no further! Join our server where the script is confusing, the pacing is off, and the performances lack chemistry – just like that $15,000 short film your partner made!

But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).

Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!

NoMoreSteveAllowed

bitterness, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Drama, Exes, Exploration, finances, flakiness, friendship, Jealousy, mutual friends, new experiences, NoMoreSteveAllowed, passive aggressiveness, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, Single life, Tension, travel

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!

GeneticScrewedMC

Dna, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic variability, genetic variation, genetics, GeneticScrewedMC, hereditary traits, inherited conditions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to screw you over genetically in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us if you want to experience being a mutant Minecraft character with super weird abilities like shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes or having a giant squid tentacle for an arm. Who needs normal genetics anyway when you can have a blast being a genetic disaster on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.

GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Runes Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Votes:	7734	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.