What The Fuck Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WorthTheCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Potions Brewed:	58
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret hidden diamond mine that only the cool kids know about. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the rare pink sheep, you get a million diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super chill and they throw the wildest parties every Friday night. I’m talking fireworks, disco balls, the whole shebang. And get this, if you win the dance-off, you get a free enchanted diamond sword. How crazy is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the coolest, most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta join now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #diamondsfordays #partylikeits1999 #minecraftftw

DeathFakers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Conspiracy, cover up, DeathFakers, Deceit, Deception, Disappearance, elaborate scheme, Escape, faked death, fraud, hoax, Identity, Lies, Manipulation, Mystery, scandal, Secrets, Survival, true crime, vanishing act

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	6356
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Animals Bred:	194	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with people who have faked their own death or know someone who has! Join us for the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear in the Minecraft world. From escaping a horde of creepers by faking their demise to pulling off the ultimate prank on their friends, our players have done it all. So come join us and share your own crazy tales – who knows, you might just meet someone who has faked their death to avoid getting griefed in-game!

MonteCraft Server: Protest & Oust – Top Security!

Accountability, activism, anti-government, civil disobedience, Corruption, Demand, demonstration, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, mass shooting, MonteCraft, Montenegro, Oust, Ouster, peaceful protest, Political unrest, protest, protest movement, public outcry, SECURITY, security officials, Server, Top, violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Votes:	113
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only mass shooting happening is when you shoot arrows at creepers! we got top security officials making sure no griefers ruin your day, unless you count those pesky skeletons. thousands of players are protesting in montenegro because they haven’t joined our server yet, don’t be left out! come build, mine, and survive with us in the craziest world you’ve ever seen. trust us, it’s more fun than protesting for real.

CraftyTrudeauResigns

Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauResigns, Government, leadership change, Liberal party, national caucus meeting, political announcement, political decision, political drama, political event, political future, political leadership, political news, political resignation, political scandal, political speculation, resignation, trudeau, Wednesday

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in Minecraft, right? and suddenly, JUSTIN TRUDEAU shows up in the game and is like “hey guys, i’m resigning as Prime Minister of Canada, but first, let’s all play some Minecraft together!” how insane would that be?! join our server for a chance to play with world leaders and witness crazy announcements while building your own epic world. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be Elon Musk announcing he’s building a real-life rocket ship in Minecraft or something. come join the madness!

Crafty Kids Multiverse

Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autistic children, bilingualism, cognitive benefits, cognitive development., cognitive functions, communication skills, Crafty, inhibition skills, Kids, language acquisition, language development, language processing, language therapy, multilingualism, Multiverse, neurodiversity, perspective taking skills, shifting skills, special education, speech therapy, survey results

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where multilingualism is the key to unlocking your true potential! we did a survey and found out that speaking multiple languages makes you a minecraft master! autistic children are like super geniuses on our server because they can shift and take perspectives like nobody’s business. so if you want to level up your brain and become a language-speaking, perspective-shifting, minecraft-building machine, then join us now! who needs school when you have our server?!

BetterBusinesses

#youtube, BetterBusinesses, Business GUI, Community, Custom Plugins, Development, Discord, Economy, gamemode, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Patreon, planetminecraft, PvE, rules, Server, Shops, Survival, tiktok

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21.3)

Brief Overview

Welcome to BetterBusinesses! We are a new PvE server with a robust economy, jobs, and shops. We also feature custom plugins that give you tools to run any kind of business you can imagine, from item shops to farming/logging/mining companies and even lotteries. Join us at play.bbmc.today and unleash your entrepreneurial spirit!

Key Features:

Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Custom plugins with a robust business GUI
Friendly community
Active development

Rules:

Treat others with kindness and respect.
No griefing.
No exploiting bugs.
No hacks or cheats.
No advertising or spamming.
One account per player.
Have fun!

Links:

FAQ

1. Can I start my own business on the server?

Yes, you can start any type of business you like with the custom plugins available. Hire employees, manage finances, and watch your business grow!

2. Are there specific rules for running a business?

Yes, please refer to the in-game business GUI and server rules for guidelines on running a business within the community.

3. Can I team up with other players to create a larger business?

Absolutely! Collaboration is encouraged on BetterBusinesses. Work together with other players to create thriving businesses.

Epic Quest Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, AGDQ 2025, AGDQ event., Alan Bake 2, Awesome Games Done Quick 2025, charity event, Epic, fundraising, Games Done Quick schedule, gaming charity., Gaming Community, gaming event, gaming for a cause, gaming marathon, gaming schedule, gaming speedrun, legend of zelda wind waker, Live Stream, Quest, Realms, Speedrunning, Tomb Raider 2013, Twitch Stream, video games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	543300
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ adventure straight outta Legend of Zelda Wind Waker! Imagine sailing the high seas, battling monsters, and finding epic treasures, all in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got Tomb Raider 2013 vibes goin’ on, with intense survival challenges, dangerous tombs to explore, and a badass female protagonist kickin’ butt.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, we’re throwin’ in some Alan Bake 2 action! Get ready for mind-bending puzzles, creepy atmospheres, and a storyline that’ll make you question everything.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate mashup of gaming worlds, only on this insane Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

NoCollegeNoProblem Minecraft Server

career choice, cars, college, Dirt bikes, following dreams, job fulfillment, job prospects, job satisfaction, job satisfaction vs salary, job security, living the life, Mechanic, Minecraft, mountain bikes, NoCollegeNoProblem, parents expectations, passion for fixing, Pursuing passion, Server, trade jobs, trade school, trade school vs college, Welding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of being told you need a fancy degree to live a fancy life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in fixing stuff! Whether it’s repairing mountain bikes, dirt bikes, or cars, we’ve got a place for you.

Forget college, forget those boring office jobs. On our server, you can weld to your heart’s content and become the ultimate mechanic. Who needs a degree when you can have a job you love?

Join us and prove to your mom that you can live a life of excitement and adventure, all while fixing things and having a blast. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest mechanic in the Minecraft world! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you don’t need a degree to be a boss!

GiftGriefCraft

Communication, expressing preferences, gift appreciation, gift disappointment, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift giving boundaries, gift giving communication, gift giving expectations, gift giving feedback, gift giving norms, gift giving traditions, gift returns, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, Practicality, relationships, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	834	Players Killed by Monsters:	6955
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	982

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of practical gifts!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about receiving a thermos that doesn’t fit your adult-sized soup portions ever again. Our community values honesty and communication, so you can rest assured that if someone gives you a gift that just doesn’t work for you, you can kindly suggest returning it for a more suitable experience together.

Don’t be like the poor soul who received the impractical thermos – join our server and receive only the most epic and fitting gifts from your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual thermos to carry your Minecraft soup in style! So come on in and let’s have a laugh while we build, mine, and gift each other the most outrageous items.

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit fam! Like, the best advice I ever got was from this server, they were like “build a house before dark or you’ll get wrecked by creepers” and I was like “whoa, mind blown!” So yeah, if you wanna survive in this crazy world, you gotta join us and learn all the pro tips like that. Plus, we have this insane story about a player who tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So come join us and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCellBlock69

incarceration, inmate experiences, life after prison, MineCellBlock69, prison contraband, prison culture, prison education, Prison food, prison friendships, prison guard interactions, prison hierarchy, prison jobs, prison life, prison mental health, prison misconceptions, prison routine, prison rules, prison survival, prison system, prison violence, Rehabilitation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2117	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind? Look no further than our server, where we cater to ex-prisoners of Reddit looking for a fresh start in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual prison cell, complete with a toilet made out of diamonds and a bed made out of obsidian. Show off your survival skills by escaping from our custom-built prison maze, filled with traps and secret passages that will leave you scratching your head (and your blocky character’s head) in confusion.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique PvP experience where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and explosive TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the kingpin of your own virtual prison world. Just don’t forget to watch your back – you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Border dispute, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military escalation, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, offensive, political tensions, russia, Server, territorial conflict, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Star Shards Collected:	202	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

hey u guiz, dis minecraft server is so lit u won’t believe it! we got ukraine launching offensives in russia’s kursk region, like wut even is dat? come join us for some crazy pvp action and build ur own base to defend against ukrainian attacks! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone! so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

OssetiaCraft: Drone Strike LOL

Chief of Staff, Claims, drone, Killed, lol, military intelligence, Ossetia battalion, OssetiaCraft, Russian Storm, strike, Ukrainian drone attack

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Russian Storm Ossetia battalion chiefs getting rekt by Ukrainian drones! It’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosions! Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the next target of a drone attack! It’s a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane battles! #minecraft #crazyserver #dronewars

PixelTumorQuest: Brain Melanoma Survival

3D size analysis, Accuracy, Brain, brain health, brain tumor, Cancer, diagnostic imaging, imaging criteria, Medical research, Melanoma, Methods, modified imaging approach, mRECIST, oncology, Patients, PixelTumorQuest, Radiology, Survival, survival prediction, treatment evaluation, tumor assessment, tumor response, volumetric measurements

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got all the epicness you could ever dream of! Imagine a world where brain tumors are actually just rare diamonds waiting to be mined! And guess what? Our imaging criteria is so lit, it can predict how long you’ll survive in the game!

We use this modified imaging approach called mRECIST, which is like the secret sauce to finding all the hidden treasures in our server. And don’t even get me started on our volumetric measurements – it’s like having x-ray vision to see through all the blocks and find the ultimate loot!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of surprises, come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the pixelated universe!

Vanilla Multiplayer

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Cross-Platform Support, Discord, Join, multiplayer, player-driven economy, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vibrant Community, Website

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	148
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Vanilla Multiplayer Overview

Feature	Description
Survival Gameplay	Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications.
Grief Protection	Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players.
Player-Driven Economy	Run your own shop and control the economy yourself.
Cross-Platform Support	Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

Join us today and become part of a vibrant community where your voice matters!

Note: Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, please bear with us and report any issues or suggestions to our Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We have measures in place to protect player creations.

Q: Can I run my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, our server supports a player-driven economy where you can run your own shop.

Q: Are there regular world resets?

A: No, we do not do regular world resets on our server.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, you can play on any device with cross-platform support.

Players:	100/800	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ores Mined:	660	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0