What The Fuck Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

Best advice, CraftyAdviceMC, encouragement, guidance, helpful advice, impactful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, meaningful advice, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, positive influence, received advice, sage advice, self improvement, smp, Support, valuable advice, wise counsel, words of wisdom

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit fam! Like, the best advice I ever got was from this server, they were like “build a house before dark or you’ll get wrecked by creepers” and I was like “whoa, mind blown!” So yeah, if you wanna survive in this crazy world, you gotta join us and learn all the pro tips like that. Plus, we have this insane story about a player who tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So come join us and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCellBlock69

incarceration, inmate experiences, life after prison, MineCellBlock69, prison contraband, prison culture, prison education, Prison food, prison friendships, prison guard interactions, prison hierarchy, prison jobs, prison life, prison mental health, prison misconceptions, prison routine, prison rules, prison survival, prison system, prison violence, Rehabilitation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind? Look no further than our server, where we cater to ex-prisoners of Reddit looking for a fresh start in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual prison cell, complete with a toilet made out of diamonds and a bed made out of obsidian. Show off your survival skills by escaping from our custom-built prison maze, filled with traps and secret passages that will leave you scratching your head (and your blocky character’s head) in confusion.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique PvP experience where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and explosive TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the kingpin of your own virtual prison world. Just don’t forget to watch your back – you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Border dispute, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military escalation, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, offensive, political tensions, russia, Server, territorial conflict, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Mines Excavated:	1802	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

hey u guiz, dis minecraft server is so lit u won’t believe it! we got ukraine launching offensives in russia’s kursk region, like wut even is dat? come join us for some crazy pvp action and build ur own base to defend against ukrainian attacks! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone! so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

OssetiaCraft: Drone Strike LOL

Chief of Staff, Claims, drone, Killed, lol, military intelligence, Ossetia battalion, OssetiaCraft, Russian Storm, strike, Ukrainian drone attack

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Russian Storm Ossetia battalion chiefs getting rekt by Ukrainian drones! It’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosions! Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the next target of a drone attack! It’s a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane battles! #minecraft #crazyserver #dronewars

PixelTumorQuest: Brain Melanoma Survival

3D size analysis, Accuracy, Brain, brain health, brain tumor, Cancer, diagnostic imaging, imaging criteria, Medical research, Melanoma, Methods, modified imaging approach, mRECIST, oncology, Patients, PixelTumorQuest, Radiology, Survival, survival prediction, treatment evaluation, tumor assessment, tumor response, volumetric measurements

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	202

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got all the epicness you could ever dream of! Imagine a world where brain tumors are actually just rare diamonds waiting to be mined! And guess what? Our imaging criteria is so lit, it can predict how long you’ll survive in the game!

We use this modified imaging approach called mRECIST, which is like the secret sauce to finding all the hidden treasures in our server. And don’t even get me started on our volumetric measurements – it’s like having x-ray vision to see through all the blocks and find the ultimate loot!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of surprises, come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the pixelated universe!

Vanilla Multiplayer

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Cross-Platform Support, Discord, Join, multiplayer, player-driven economy, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vibrant Community, Website

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	858	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Vanilla Multiplayer Overview

Feature	Description
Survival Gameplay	Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications.
Grief Protection	Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players.
Player-Driven Economy	Run your own shop and control the economy yourself.
Cross-Platform Support	Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

Join us today and become part of a vibrant community where your voice matters!

Note: Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, please bear with us and report any issues or suggestions to our Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We have measures in place to protect player creations.

Q: Can I run my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, our server supports a player-driven economy where you can run your own shop.

Q: Are there regular world resets?

A: No, we do not do regular world resets on our server.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, you can play on any device with cross-platform support.

Free Society Craft 1.21

civil liberties, contradiction, Craft, Democracy, Ethics, free, free society, freedom, Government, Human nature, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Justice, morality, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, rules, Social Issues, society, torture

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	205	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We live in a world where anything goes, like you can build a giant toilet if you want, no judgment here. But if you don’t follow the rules, oh boy, we gonna torture you with pixelated lava and make you listen to Justin Bieber on repeat. It’s like a twisted version of The Sims, but with more creepers and less sanity. So come join us, unless you wanna risk getting tortured by a bunch of blocky psychos.

RingCraft Minecraft Server

#Thoughtfulness, car accident, cheap ring, children, Confrontation, family, food stamps, Immobile, income, Marriage, meaningfulness, medicaid, Minecraft, on sale, partner, Proposal, Ringcraft, roommate, Server, surprised, tax bracket, Under $100, Wealthy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Farms Harvested:	631	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting – all while avoiding any awkward conversations about ring prices.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about real-world responsibilities and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Plus, with our community of players, you’ll never feel alone – unless you want some solo time to mine for diamonds, of course.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where ring prices don’t matter and car accidents don’t exist? Come on in and let’s build some crazy creations together – no judgment, just fun!

HusbandBeefSisShowdown

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Conflicts, controlling behavior, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, Family Events, financial decisions, health crisis, HusbandBeefSisShowdown, Introvert, Marriage, misunderstandings, neurological diagnosis, personal boundaries, sister relationship, sisterly bond, social butterfly, social interactions, Stress Management

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a server where you can escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry.

Imagine a world where your introverted husband is actually a secret agent, your sister is a mastermind villain, and you are the fearless leader caught in the middle of it all. Will you choose to save the day or join forces with the dark side? The choice is yours on our server.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family conflicts, financial decisions, and unexpected plot twists as you embark on epic quests and build your own empire. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even reconciling with your sister through the power of block-building and pixelated adventures.

MidlifeMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, coming to terms, contemplation, embracing maturity, growing older, introspection, Life Changes, life milestone, life transitions, middle age, MidlifeMinecraftSMP, milestone moment, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, time passing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Void Gems Collected:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found the other day. It’s like a magical land where you can build epic castles, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle. I was just mining for diamonds one day when I stumbled upon this server and my life was forever changed.

The best part is, the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have this secret underwater base where they hold epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. It’s like a rave under the sea, man.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond sword hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. I heard one guy wished for a lifetime supply of pizza and now he’s living his best life, just munching on pepperoni slices all day long.

So, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck in a mid-life crisis and need a break from reality, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your inner child again and become the ultimate block-building warrior. See you there, bro!

CraftyDecade2020s

2020s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, CraftyDecade2020s, cultural shifts, Decade, digital transformation, Education reform, environmental sustainability, future trends, global economy, halfway point, healthcare advancements, hot takes, innovation, political landscape, predictions, social media impact, societal changes, technology advancements

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1461	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a whole new dimension of gaming? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine to the future of fun!

Join us and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine, from battling dragons with laser eyes to building skyscrapers made entirely of cheese. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to mess with us!

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, the rest of the 2020s are going to be a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s in store. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

WarCrimeCraft Server

Asylum, Brazil, Conflict, controversy, extradition, extradition treaty, FLEEING, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Israeli soldier, Justice, Legal, legal implications, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military ethics, political asylum, Server, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	205
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

come join our minecraft server where even israeli soldiers are running away from their problems. we got so much chaos and drama, you’ll forget about your own war crimes. build your own fortress and escape reality like this soldier escaped brazil. who knows what kind of trouble you’ll get into on our server. join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything.

SpaceXPizzaTelecomFun

$1.5 billion, Agreement, Communication, Deal, Government, Infrastructure, innovation, Investment, italy, national security, Network, Partnership, Satellite, SECURITY, Services, sign, Space, spacex, SpaceXPizzaTelecomFun, Technology, Telecom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6145

so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??

on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.

so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.

Giant Clam Climate Quest

Clam, climate, GIANT, Quest

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Star Shards Collected:	227
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daily records of over 53 years inside a 10 million-year-old giant clam! experience the thrill of exploring ancient climate variability in the late Miocene while building your own epic creations! who needs boring old history books when you can live it in minecraft?! plus, rumor has it that the clam is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. join now and be part of the most insane adventure of your minecraft life!

Charged Creeper

{Java IP}, Bedrock Port, Charged, creeper, Discord Channel, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Geyser, Help Menu, Land claiming, live maps, Mob Arenas, Pinata, Player Warps, Quests, RPG, smp, survival experience, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Player owned & operated economy
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Help Menu	Custom help menu available 24/7

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Is the server whitelist only?

Answer: No, the server is not whitelisted and welcomes all players.

Question: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

Answer: Yes, you can play with friends on any platform using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: You can join the Java server at mc.chargedcreeper.com and the Bedrock server at port 25566.

For more information, visit the website or join the Discord channel.

Players:	98/600	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	173
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4