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| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!
But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1444 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.
And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Emeralds Found: | 4478 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.
Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 190 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!
Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.
With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.
Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4081 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!
On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 732 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 938 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.
But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
