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| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Potions Brewed: | 39 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Mines Excavated: | 2719 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 472 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?
Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.
Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.
Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 130 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.
But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 54 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 76 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 36 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary carrot of power, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamond armor and the ability to fly like a chicken. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of evil creepers who are determined to keep it for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can ride on horses and cows can shoot lasers from their eyes. It’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life exploring it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
1. Our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and kung fu moves. You won’t find that anywhere else, folks!
2. We have a secret underground hot pot restaurant where you can feast on delicious food while battling creepers and zombies. It’s a truly immersive dining experience!
3. Our server is protected by a magical Great Wall that keeps out griefers and trolls. Only the most honorable players can pass through its gates.
4. We host weekly karaoke nights where you can show off your singing skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for, good Asian girls? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil zombie villagers? Well, now you can! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, flying pigs, and a talking parrot sidekick named Steve.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to unwind after a long day of exploding. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of dancing skeletons and a DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old USA when you can be a part of the wildest Minecraft server in existence!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your favorite 499 view oshi here, as long as they meet our minimal requirements of being a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. We have a list of the top indie vtubers, including the likes of Veda987 with 6,498 viewers and Orkpod with 2,930 viewers. And don’t worry, even if they’re a corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs, they’re fair game!
Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, and even Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, we have an official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber art needs. And let’s not forget about the upcoming birthdays of your favorite chuubas, like Saruei and Zuma.
So come join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the wild world of indie vtubers. Ducks are welcome too, because why not? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6525 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
