WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	3752
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	1827

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	176	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5256	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6036

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3140
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	227	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	209619
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3321	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.