Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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