Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
Alien Abductions: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 218
Secret Passages Found: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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