Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here you can focus on building, crafting, and surviving in a world where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family members who just can’t seem to stay out of trouble, which is why we offer a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts looking to escape the chaos of everyday life. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the intense rivalry between factions competing for resources and territory.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about family members causing unnecessary drama. Build your dream castle, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, or just relax and fish by the virtual lake – the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like your in-game family is causing too much trouble, just remember that you have the power to kick them out of your virtual world. No more ultimatums, no more gaslighting – just pure, unadulterated fun in a Minecraft universe where the only drama comes from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced torch.

Join us today and leave the real-life family drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only explosions you’ll have to worry about are the ones caused by TNT!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Mines Excavated: 2288
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 96 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 994918 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 718794 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 126 Enchantments Applied: 241
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6069

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 8826

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ores Mined: 3409 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5050 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Farms Harvested: 713 Star Shards Collected: 159

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Crops Grown: 7236 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7262 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 260 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Villages Defended: 20
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Animals Bred: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7233 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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