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MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

acceptance, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loneliness, love, MineCraftHeartbreakCraft, moving on, relationships, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

3d, 3d animation, animation, Bubble, Caine, digital circus, gangle, glitch, glitch productions, Gummigoo, Indie Animation, jax, kinger, Minecraft, Murder Drones, Pomni, Ragatha, Server, the amazing digital circus, Uzi, zooble

GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

Additions, administration, Cases, develop, Friends, gameplay, Goodies, invite, Jobs, large-scale, Minecraft, Moderation, Project, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, voice chat, ZEROWORLD

A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!

On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.

We are waiting for you!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

anxiety, avoidance, Communication, coping mechanisms, Craft, crazy, DATING, fear, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, Phobia, relationships, self isolation, Server, social anxiety, social events, support group, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Expectations, finding love, Girlfriend, Hope, Human Behavior, IMPOSSIBLE, learning, looks, LUCK, Minecraft, natural selection, perseverance, Personality, Privilege, relationships, self improvement, skill, smp, social environment, Standards

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server

adult child contributions, adult child expectations, adult child expenses, adult child financial contributions, adult child guest limits, adult child independence, adult child living arrangements, adult child living at home, adult child privacy, adult child relationships, adult child responsibilities, adult-child boundaries, boundaries at home, communication with adult child, contributing to household expenses, homesweethome, living with adult child, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, setting boundaries with boyfriend, setting expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CuteCraft or HotNotCraft

411, adorable, big brown eyes, big cat wing glasses, big curly hair, bob with bangs, chatty, cute, CuteCraft, Dimples, fat cheeks, Girlfriend, hot, HotNotCraft, mature aura, pure aura, quirky, ray of sunshine, reading, self-doubt, smiling, sultry aura

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without worrying about accidentally calling your girlfriend “cute” instead of “hot.”

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).

Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crops Grown:	6584
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

anger, controversial, Expression, first, Frustration, funny, Hear, image, internet, long tail, meme, Meme culture, Mind, Minecraft, phrase, punchable face, PunchablePixel, reaction, smp, social media, Tag, violence, viral

Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockParty101

BlockParty101, party behavior, party conduct, party courtesy, party culture, party customs, party decorum, party dos and don’ts, party etiquette, party expectations, party guidelines, party manners, party norms, party protocol, party rules, party tips, party traditions, partying, social etiquette, unwritten rules

Are you tired of boring old parties where the only thing you can do is dance and eat chips? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate party destination!

Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.

Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7611	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft IQ Booze Club

abstaining, alcohol consumption, Behavior, booze, club, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., correlation, educational attainment, heavy drinkers, high school, intelligence, iq, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, moderate drinkers, participants, Predictive.., research, social factors, study, substance abuse

so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BashyBashy

Bedwars, Minecraft Gaming Minigames Java Anticheat Discord Community Multiplayer Creative Survival PvP Adventure Mods Redstone Building Exploration Farming Crafting Roleplaying Competitions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂

Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sugar Life Minecraft Server

Anime, Dark, Disturbing, Drama, emotional, happy sugar life, Horror, INTENSE, Life, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Obsession, Psychological, Recommendation, relationships, Server, SIMILAR, Sugar, Suspense, taboo, Thriller, trouble finding, Twisted

Looking for an anime similar to Happy Sugar Life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Happy Sugar Life on steroids!

Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.

But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.

So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9012	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans

#youtube, advice, aspies, Aspiring, Audience, Brave Group, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, helpful resources, hololive en, Kdenlive, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, Shenanigans, smp, Startup, Startups, streaming, trasph, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Ventures, Video editing, Vtuber, Vtubers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vtuber Gang, where we give and receive advice on all things Vtubing. Need help deciding between streaming on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered. Plus, we have exclusive auditions for Hololive EN and Nijisanji EN – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no boring video editors allowed” policy. Only the most outrageous editors like DaVinci Resolve and CapCut are welcome here. Oh, and did we mention our resident troll expert who will teach you how to combat common trolling techniques in the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just discover your inner Vtuber superstar while battling zombies and building epic structures. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan

BELIEF, cosmic purpose, Creation, destiny, divine plan, eternal question, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Gods, Higher power, Humanity, meaning of life, MinecraftMystery, philosophy, Plan, purpose, Religion, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, theology, ultimate truth

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered why God created us? Well, on our server, you’ll finally get the answers you’ve been looking for! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate reason for our existence in the wacky world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Yes, you heard that right – unlimited diamonds! So come on over and start mining like there’s no tomorrow.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to become his royal advisor (or maybe just his personal egg collector).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while building a giant chicken coop.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4