Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Crops Grown: 2088 Farms Harvested: 243

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Welcome to Veil SMP!

    Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Java Edition Only
    Server IP veilsmp.us.to
    Discord https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

    What Makes Us Stand Out?

    • 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
    • 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
    • 👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
    • 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
    • 💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
    • 🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
    • 🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

    Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
    Is there a whitelist for the server? No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
    How can I get involved in the community events? Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 150 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

    DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

    Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

    UndieCraft: Sibling Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 New Chunks Explored: 284937
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Alien Abductions: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • FavFactzMC SMP

    FavFactzMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Crops Grown: 2018
    Star Shards Collected: 101 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Falling into the Void: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169
    Dimension Hops: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyCreeperCringe

    CraftyCreeperCringe
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Ores Mined: 2477

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

    CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Crops Grown: 1396
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2859

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Java Jolt Kids Craft

    Java Jolt Kids Craft
    so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PeyyMC

    PeyyMC

    A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

    We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 348

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 124 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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