A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 267 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9598 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted bookβit now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its ownβitβs been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 249 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memoryβitβs become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candyβitβs now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! ππ₯ #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 150173 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped insideβtalk about a plot twist!
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
β Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
β Unique plugins made by our programmers
β Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
β Experienced administrators and assistants
β Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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β β IP – MBars.net
β β Website: https://minebars.ru
β β VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
β β Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored π
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 410 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5133 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portalβturns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
