A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!
With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!
So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.
join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 41 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
