Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Zombie Dances: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Star Shards Collected: 130

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 385
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1753 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Emeralds Found: 4631
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ores Mined: 7319
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Ores Mined: 8571 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 New Chunks Explored: 601162
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1323 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Love Letters Sent: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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