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CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

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u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BRAZIL Network

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A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Animals Bred:	144
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Chaotic Network

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IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9629	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	128	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, cannabis oil, cannabis research, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Dreamland, holistic treatment, insomnia, medical marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, natural remedy, placebo-controlled study, plant-based medicine, Server, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, therapeutic benefits

so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	6303

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Celestium SMP

Community, cosmetic text, Custom Dungeons, dedicated discord server, Discord, Economy, essential features, established community, Join, Lands plugin, MCMMO, New server, no world resets, Player Economy, PvP, questions, Reply, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world gen

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Emeralds Found:	5888
Dragon Eggs Found:	8991	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2915
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2239
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!