Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 7
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 21
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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