Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Potions Brewed: 150
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2717
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 327
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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