Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Towns Built: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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