Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Ores Mined: 5658 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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