VShojo+ LOLcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

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Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

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Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4034	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2675	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3308	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Items Found:	3978
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2466	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

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Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	171	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only objective is to PERISH! Why survive when you can thrive in chaos and destruction? Join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness as you try to outdo your fellow players in the art of perishing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!

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Are you tired of dealing with rumors about marrying Ukrainian women and having strange children? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.

So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1352	Enchantments Applied:	146
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Builders Brigade – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities.

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and talking trees who are always ready to lend a hand or cast a spell to help you on your Minecraft journey.

4. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of hearted players to enter. Are you pure of heart? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the blocks take you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AztecDeathWhistleCraft – Where we blow whistles and mess with your mind!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Aztec warrior and scare the living daylights out of normies with your death whistle at night. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they run for their lives while you laugh maniacally in the darkness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who control the economy with their vast potato farms. Join them in their quest for world domination and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opening songs? Well, look no further because we have a leaked opening song that will blow your mind! It’s so epic that it will make you question reality itself. Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where the opening song is the key to unlocking secret powers and hidden treasures. Who knows what mysteries lie within this mystical melody? Join us now and be prepared to have your mind blown!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Country Chaos: Where the World is Your Oyster…or Creeper!

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Are you tired of the real world and its never-ending drama? Do you just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges and wacky characters. Forget about politics and social issues, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or mine the rarest diamonds.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where the villagers are actually zombies in disguise! And if you dare to venture into the Nether, you might come face to face with a giant chicken that breathes fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond llama! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4059	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixelated Paradise: Where Ugly Blocks Become Beautiful Art

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will tickle your fancy and make you question why other game developers have lost their minds? Look no further! Our server boasts the most aesthetically pleasing style that is almost never used in this day and age. Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who are always up to no good. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1312
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2