Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5920
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Towns Built: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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