Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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