Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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