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Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	273	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6187	Votes:	986

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	123
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6091	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ores Mined:	3092
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3930	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7867	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Meteorites Collected:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Potions Brewed:	189
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	196
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	251
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9042
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

Players:	102/800	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6