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Pixel Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Aoyama Blue Mountain, Chiya Ujimatsu, Cocoa Hoto, coffee shop, comedy, cute, friendship, Gochiusa, Haven, Heartwarming, Kafuu Chino, Let’s all love the twins, PIXEL, rabbit house, Rize Tedeza, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, Tippy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8904
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3012

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, because on this server, we all worship the twins! And not just any twins, but THE twins! Who are they, you may wonder? Who cares! Just join and show your love for the twins, man! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, where everything is twinning and winning! Don’t miss out on the twin-tastic fun, join now and let’s all love the twins together! Twinning is winning, baby!

TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

conservation, cultural heritage, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, environmental rights, indigenous rights, land rights, landmark, landmark protection, legal recognition, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, Natural resources, new zealand, personhood, RIGHTS, sacred mountain, TaranakiCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	493942
Void Armor Forged:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	78
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ores Mined:	7074	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	7194	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimension Hops:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3868	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	40927	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	299168

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6249	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2