Verda SMP: Where creepers and pandas live in harmony! No squares or curls allowed!

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Welcome to Verda SMP!
– Join us on Verda SMP, a brand new vanilla Minecraft server running on version 1.20 for Java. Immerse yourself in a pure Minecraft experience, community driven and friendly environment.
Fresh Start: The server has literally just started, offering you the chance to be among the first pioneers to shape the world. Your creations and stories will be part of the foundation of Verda SMP.
Pure Vanilla Experience: We stay true to the classic Minecraft experience. No mods required, just good old-fashioned fun and creativity.
Tight-Knit Community: As a small server, we foster a friendly and collaborative environment. It’s the perfect place to make new friends and build lasting connections.

How to Join

Join us on discord and we will add you to the whitelist: https://discord.gg/ejADZwAa

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Join our Discord using the link provided and we will add you to the whitelist.
Q: Is there a required mod for this server?	A: No, Verda SMP is a pure vanilla server, no mods are required.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	46
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3773	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3675	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9552
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	1775
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5146	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.