yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Villages Defended: 8
Magical Moments Shared: 26 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 994
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Potions Brewed: 175
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Runes Activated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122 Ores Mined: 1381
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Potions Brewed: 80
    Star Shards Collected: 189 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Animals Bred: 180 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Crops Grown: 1124 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1112 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Potions Brewed: 92 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Sneedclave

    Sneedclave

    One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

    1.12.2 and later versions.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8349 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Villages Defended: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2697 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

    Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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