| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 102 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 52 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1006 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4916 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.
For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.
so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
