Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!
So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1941 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 785740 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4655 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!
But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 299493 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.
plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Features |
|---|
| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones so you can always teleport back home |
| Bucketable entities to save you pain |
| Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable |
So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land to protect my builds? | Yes, we have a land claiming system in place. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier. |
| What crafting tweaks are available? | We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
