Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1455 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1843 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 41 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 214 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).
Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 640696 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
