so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Animals Bred: 123
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
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