so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 New Chunks Explored: 701457
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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